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especially when they are about the future.尤其是当他们的未来。 But I’ll try this one anyway:但我会尝试这一个无论如何：

Probably the US will turn completely Communist, EVERYBODY’S guns (including BB’s) will be taken away, and the mention of GOD will be outlawed.也许，美国将共产党完全反过来，每个人的枪支（包括BB的）将被带走，并提到上帝将予以取缔。 Gay marriages will be encouraged and ‘normal’ marriages outlawed.同性婚姻将鼓励和'正常'的婚姻取缔。 ‘Wonder if I forgot anything else? '不知道是否我忘了什么事吗？ Oh yeah: In a couple of years the US economy will again run a budget surplus, the national debt will be gradually reduced from its current historic high, military expenditures will be cut, less people will die from coming into contact with US made ordnance, so-called ‘alternative’ energy will be on the rise, as will energy conservation.噢是：在一两年美国经济将再次运行的预算盈余，国家债务将逐步减少从目前的历史最高水平，军费开支将被削减，那么人将死于接触到美国弹药，所谓的'替代能源将上升，这将节约能源。 Warren Buffet’s and Bill Gates’ income tax rates will go up from 34% 39% (non) Joe the (non) Plumber will be plotting to assassinate President Obama because he actually received a tax break and can’t take his drinking buddy’s ridicule anymore.巴菲特和比尔盖茨的所得税率将上升至34 ％ ， 39 ％的（非）乔（非）管道工将密谋暗杀总统奥巴马，因为他确实收到了减税政策，也不能采取了饮用水好友的嘲笑了。 Enjoy the future, even if it’s unpredictable.享受未来，即使是不可预测的。